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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3765 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 111 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!