GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2574	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GreenCraft SMP: Where Creepers Have Better Manners Than Players!

1.21, base, bedrock, Collectable maps, Community, console, CREEPERS, cross-platform, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friend, GreenCraft, GreenCraftSMP, java, Land Claims, Manners, Minigame hub, Minigames, Nations, Other, Players, Semi Vanilla, smp, Wars

Overview of GreenCraft SMP Server

Feature	Description
Nations	Claim land, build bases, and engage in wars with other nations
Cross-Platform	Available to both Java and Bedrock players with easy joining on console
Minigames	Play various minigames with friends by typing /warp minigames
Events	Bi-weekly events with rewards and accessible event games in the minigame hub
Collectable Maps	Earn unique collectable map art by participating in server activities
Land Claims	Keep your items safe in nations or individually claimed land
Community Interaction	Server listens to community feedback and suggestions

Join GreenCraft SMP today!

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 Add GreenCraftSMP as a friend or join our Discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server is available for both Java and Bedrock players
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted bi-weekly with rewards for participants
Are there restrictions on land claims?	Nations allow for claiming land, but players are encouraged to be reasonable
Is community feedback taken into consideration?	Yes, the server values community input and listens to suggestions

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Respect for Liz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you rethink your political beliefs? Look no further! Our server is filled with Liz Cheney fans who will restore your faith in the two-party system. We have no problem with legitimate Republicans, but Trump supporters need not apply. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and intense PvP battles. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a Liz Cheney superfan by the end of it all! Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Glasses Are Really Versatile Minecraft SMP

10. Styles, 11. Colors, 12. Half rim glasses, 13. Thick frame glasses, 14. Luna, 15. Marine, 16. Eyepatch, 17. Hololive, 18. HoloComi, 19. Fashion, 2. Girls with glasses, 20. Trendy., 3. Boys with glasses, 4. Cute grins, 5. Protagonist, 6. Gleam, 7. Cool, 8. Joke, 9. Abstract needs, Glasses, Minecraft, smp, Versatile

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because on our server, glasses-wearing girls magically transform into beautiful beings when they take them off. And if that’s not enough, girls wearing glasses will flash you cute grins that will melt your heart. But wait, there’s more! Boys with glasses on our server have a suspicious gleam in their eyes that can either make them look cool or be the butt of a joke.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can switch up your glasses style and color based on your mood, just like picking out different dishes at a buffet. Imagine Luna trying on different glasses or Marine ditching her eyepatch for a stylish pair of frames. And hey, who wouldn’t want to see the whole hololive crew rocking some trendy glasses at HoloComi? Glasses for everyone, it’s a must-have accessory on our server! So come join us and let’s make glasses the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	6852
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps trying to find a friend who won’t ghost you after one hangout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to make lifelong friends in your 20s/30s!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and bonding over building pixelated houses together. Who needs awkward small talk at a bar when you can bond over fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face them in battle and earn their respect?

So come join us and experience the joy of friendship in the most unexpected of places – a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter. Who knew that punching trees could lead to such amazing friendships?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	31354	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

Assumptions, career, Challenges, common misconception, CraftyMinerz, Digging, Experience, Expertise, false beliefs, Holes, Industry, job field, knowledge, misconceptions, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, PROFESSIONAL, responsibilities, Roles, Skills, Stereotypes, work

People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

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Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

Armour, blocks, Competitions, Doors, Egos, Fish, Grief, HARD, Impressive.., Map, MCVerseCity, Minecraft, no, Phantom, Players, PvP, Reset, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, SIZE, smp, Spawners, stands, Title, toggle, Wars

Minecraft Server Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.