GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Items Found:	5865
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpearCraft: Alien History

Alien, Alien Civilizations, alien technology, Ancient Weapons, BUILD, Combat, design, Effectiveness, extraterrestrial civilizations, History, hunting tools, long tail tags, primitive technology, Simplicity, spear design, spear use, SpearCraft, Spears, Use, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelMods

Curseforge, Download, Economy, FTB, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelMods, Pixelmon, PvE, Server, smp, Survival

PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	103
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	5020	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	856	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Items Found:	8226
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	446	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	158
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	4892

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7129
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.