Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Emeralds Found: 8026
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 728 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Gods Slained: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Villages Defended: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 288 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisMan4LifeCraft

    SisMan4LifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

    Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Crops Grown: 8089
    Potions Brewed: 108 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1508 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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