Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense

    Crafty McLaughy Land of Nonsense
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have a dedicated section for posting hilarious memes, outrageous videos, and even cringey photos.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on giant chickens, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather pants. Join them in epic battles against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the villainous Wooly McWoolface.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 141 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!

    CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with South Indian minorities who are guaranteed to make you look like a Jeet in comparison. Join us and bask in the glory of their beautiful black facial features that will leave you questioning your own existence. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret powers that can turn your diamond armor into a saree fit for a queen. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Farms Harvested: 316
    Dimension Hops: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

    Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

    So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

    Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!
    Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 100 Animals Bred: 137

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

    Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

    So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1196 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

    VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

    We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

    Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

    Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 341 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

    BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2396 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

    Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Villages Defended: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

    KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3701 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

    Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Animals Bred: 116 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

    Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!
    Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Alien Abductions: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1552 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

    FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

    So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Towns Built: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

    PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

    Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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