Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ExponentialCraft: Where Math and Minecraft Collide!

    ExponentialCraft: Where Math and Minecraft Collide!
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: creepers riding on pigs while shooting fireworks out of their tails. That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll find on our server.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a dragon wearing a top hat. And get this, the dragon challenged the player to a dance-off! It was epic.

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbow joy wherever they go. And rumor has it, if you can catch a ride on one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3134 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

    SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER where you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with creepers that drop nothing but enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE and show off your side profile like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Tea Time Skaters Minecraft Server

    Tea Time Skaters Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of sipping tea and skating in Berlin alone at 6 am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave those lonely Berlin streets behind!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the pixelated skies, spreading joy and glitter wherever they went. And that player… was YOU!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of GIANT CHICKENS as they race through the enchanted forests. You can build a castle made entirely of RAINBOWS and UNICORN FARTS. You can even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PharaohCraft: Where Sand Meets Pixels!

    PharaohCraft: Where Sand Meets Pixels!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are currently in the process of building a new capital city! Join us and become a part of our international community as we expand our empire and conquer new lands.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also find your very own trad muslima girl if you’re lucky! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect place to find love?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyShipmates – Sail the LOL Seas #6324

    CraftyShipmates – Sail the LOL Seas #6324
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the Abyssal Refrain is ongoing and cookies are given to Mew! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a vampire went on a cruise mission and discovered the ultimate META. But that’s not all, there’s also an Inazuma maid skin waiting for you with the Cruise Pass!

    But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Muse Event livestream where you can witness the most amazing performances. And don’t forget about Chapayev’s ASMR session, it’s going to be mind-blowing. Plus, the Sakura Empire event is just around the corner, so get ready for some serious action.

    And if you’re still not convinced, just remember to bind your account or risk losing it forever when the game updates. Oh, and by the way, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even bother looking for it.

    But hey, before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ for all the answers you need. And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got everything from ship tier lists to PvP guides. We’ve even got an Augment Guide that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CheerfulCraft: Where suicidal mobs need your support to survive!

    CheerfulCraft: Where suicidal mobs need your support to survive!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will literally save lives? Look no further! Join our server where we have a player who is so bad at the game, he’s on the verge of live streaming his epic fails and killing himself in-game. But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you can help cheer him up and prevent this tragedy from happening. Watch the chaos unfold as we try to keep this player from making the ultimate respawn mistake. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft! 🦸‍♂️🎮

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3108 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Crops Grown: 2623 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that this server was created by a group of genius Minecraft players who wanted to take the game to a whole new level. They decided to add UNICORNS as a playable character, because who wouldn’t want to ride a majestic unicorn while mining for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! This server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with PIZZA monsters. Yes, you read that right. These monsters are made entirely out of pizza and they drop slices of pizza when defeated. Who wouldn’t want to battle a pizza monster for a delicious reward?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, this server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of CHOCOLATE. Imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks and swimming in a river of chocolate milk. It’s a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magic Items Found: 5585
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Towns Built: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Creepers Got Talent

    Creepers Got Talent
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can embark on a journey through the realms of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War! Join us as we battle fierce orcs, explore dark dungeons, and conquer mighty fortresses.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Minecraft, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon so fierce that even the bravest warriors tremble at the thought of facing it. But fear not, for with the help of your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, you just might be able to claim the treasure for yourself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Creeper Clan, a group of mischievous creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their quest to become the most stylish mobs in all of Minecraft, and maybe even learn a move or two yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 404 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

    Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Villages Defended: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

    Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

    Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

    Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4656 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Pride Palace

    Blocky Pride Palace

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 88 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

    Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

    You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

    You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

    And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

    But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Farms Harvested: 771
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Blingy Builders

    Blocky Blingy Builders
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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