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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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