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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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