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AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

AniMine, custom generation, good admin, minecraft server, Relax, vanilla server

vanilla server where you can relax and just play

we have custom generation

good admin

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

Kino, long tail tags, Magic, Minecraft, MIRROR, Server, working mirrors

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Emeralds Found:	4838	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

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Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	672188	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Watch Party., Primal Mist, Server, Shared FATE meetup, The Crow, Twin Peaks Season 2, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Archive Minecraft SMP

Access, Archive, backup, Censorship, data, DELETE, Digital, GOOGLE, History, INFORMATION, internet, long term, Memory, Minecraft, preservation, Propaganda, Purge, SECURITY, smp, Storage, Technology

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	132
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

chick, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, fear of rejection, magnet, mental health, Minecraft, neurotic, overcoming anxiety, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Women

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Anime, anime culture, anime girl’s, APPEAL, character design, cute, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, Minecraft, moe, Obsession, Otaku, popular culture, Server, waifu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	2639

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Crush, Cuckolding, desire, Edition, emotional, emotional pain, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden love, fucks, HEARTBREAK, Humiliation, Infidelity, Jealousy, Minecraft, NTR, Passion, relationships, Revenge, Roleplay, sexual tension, smp, waifu

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

from, long tail tag, me, Minecraft, Putins, rescue, SAVED, Server, that, Vladimir Putin

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	110