Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server

    Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

    Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 New Chunks Explored: 162700

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Imagine a world where your stepdad mysteriously dies, your mom spirals back into drugs, and your stepbrother suspects foul play. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a wedding invitation from your stepbrother, who insists on inviting your mom despite her shady past. Will you be able to handle the family drama and keep a smile on your face at the wedding? Or will you be caught in the middle of a showdown between family members?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, questionable motives, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your gaming life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

    KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6294 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Critter Concert Ecoacoustics

    Critter Concert Ecoacoustics
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the soil was so healthy, you could hear it singing! That’s right, the ground was jamming out to underground critter concerts all day and all night. It was like a rave, but with worms and bugs instead of people.

    And if you join our server, you’ll get to experience this wild ecosystem for yourself. You’ll be mining and crafting while listening to the sickest beats coming from the soil beneath your feet. It’s like having your own personal DJ, but instead of a dude with a turntable, it’s a bunch of earthworms throwing down some sick tracks.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to party with the soil! Who knew that ecoacoustics could be so lit? Join now and get ready to have the time of your life in the most unique Minecraft server around. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Will output MC

    Will output MC

    a survival server with its own uniqueness, come join and enjoy the excitement of playing on this server, with various complementary features that will complete your survival

    as well as several additional games that will help you make money on this server, what are you waiting for? Come on, join now

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ZigbeastShow

    ZigbeastShow

    Welcome to ZigbeastShow network , the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a vibrant world filled with endless adventures, creative builds, and a friendly community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a dedicated survivalist, there’s something for everyone here.

    **Features:**

    **Survival Mode:** Test your skills against the elements and monsters in our custom survival world. Gather resources, build your dream base, and thrive alongside fellow players!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a Sim Room Overclock where anything is possible. Want to wear a NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume] while battling it out with your friends? Done. How about recruiting a Phantom or Rumani to join your team? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can show off your skills and a Co-op: Chatterbox event where you can chat your way to victory. And don’t forget about our special recruit options like Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan – because who doesn’t want to be a baseball-loving thief?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden codes that lead to epic rewards. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ”>Go on date” Minecraft SMP

    ”>Go on date” Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where even your date might casually mention their Onlyfans account while building a house out of diamond blocks. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got scandalous secrets to uncover? 😜🔥💎 #MinecraftMadness #OnlyfansOasis

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP

    ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP
    If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TasteBudGoneBadMC

    TasteBudGoneBadMC
    Are you tired of eating bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the dirt tastes like a gourmet meal! Our chefs have sprinkled magic seasoning all over the land, so every bite will be a flavor explosion in your mouth. Say goodbye to tasteless potatoes and hello to enchanted carrots that make you dance with joy!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foodie Forest, where giant cupcakes grow on trees and rivers flow with chocolate milk. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pizza Peak, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Food Genie.

    So why settle for plain old steak and potatoes when you can feast like a king on our server? Join now and let your taste buds go on a wild, delicious adventure!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GyroCartoonController

    GyroCartoonController
    so, like, u know how in cartoons u see those characters moving their controller around like crazy while playing video games? well, they were totally using the gyro feature on our epic minecraft server! like, u gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane gyro feature that will make u feel like ur actually in the game, moving ur controller around like a maniac to build and fight and stuff. it’s like virtual reality but without the fancy goggles, just ur trusty controller and ur wild imagination. trust me, once u try out the gyro feature on our server, u’ll never wanna play minecraft any other way. so come join us and experience the madness for urself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Tick VLPs Vaccine: Long-Term Protection

    Tick VLPs Vaccine: Long-Term Protection
    So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and BAM! They were instantly granted superpowers. Like, they could fly and shoot fireballs from their hands. It was insane, dude.

    And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds, emeralds, you name it. But watch out for the creepers, they’re guarding the loot like crazy.

    But the best part? The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant your every wish, like turning your house into a giant castle or summoning a dragon to ride into battle. It’s wild, man.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • What is the IP for Foltyn Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Foltyn Minecraft Server?

    Foltyn is a talented artist known for her abstract paintings that blend vibrant colors and bold geometric shapes. Her work has been featured in numerous galleries and art shows, earning her a reputation as a rising star in the contemporary art world. With a background in graphic design, Foltyn brings a unique perspective to her art, creating pieces that are both visually striking and thought-provoking. She continues to push the boundaries of her creativity and explore new ways to connect with her audience through her art.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Evening Network

    Evening Network

    Welcome to Evening Network, the place where the adventure never stops!

    Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and fun, where community is the heart of our experience. At Evening Network, we offer two main modalities that will keep you hooked:

    GalaxyBox: Show off your skills in exciting one-on-one battles. Compete against players of all levels and seek to be the best on the battlefield. Pick up your weapons, choose your strategy and prepare for combat in the vibrant world of BoxPvP!

    Survival Economy: Build, trade and survive in a challenging environment. Accumulate resources, create your empire and set up your own store in a world where economy and collaboration are key. Make new friends, form alliances, and face the dangers of the world with cunning and strategy!

    Join our community on Evening Network and enjoy exciting events, giveaways and a friendly atmosphere where everyone is welcome. Don’t wait any longer! Adventure is waiting for you!

    Vote for us and be part of this incredible experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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