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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1067 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!