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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3755 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Potions Brewed: | 139 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!