Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Discord link:	Join Discord

I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

See you on the server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is turned off on the server.
What mod pack does the server use?	The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in the SEA region.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for Royalty Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Royalty Gaming is a renowned gaming channel on YouTube known for its high-quality content, engaging live streams, and entertaining gameplay videos. Led by a passionate team of gamers, Royalty Gaming has amassed a dedicated following of fans who tune in regularly to watch the latest gaming trends and updates. With a focus on creating a community of like-minded individuals who share a love for gaming, Royalty Gaming continues to grow and inspire gamers of all ages.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Items Found:	8326
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Critter Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, auki, auki bros, Automation, bros, brothers, CANDLES, electronic, Future, futuristic, futuristic gadgets, Gadgets, god candle, innovation, mechanical, Minecraft, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Siblings, smp, Technology

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GrannyCraftHousingDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Creeper Cafe Boom!

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2271	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	202	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2818

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

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The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	64
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Star Shards Collected:	111	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3876
Players Killed by Monsters:	7258	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!