Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	297

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	914
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	3859
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1907
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crops Grown:	3751
Buildings Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5490
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.