GermanysBaugrube | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	1357
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1341

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Animals Bred:	157	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	2079
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	913671	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Villages Defended:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Farms Harvested:	477
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	8199

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	1418