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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3675 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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