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SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	63	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	572
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4543
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	188	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	4645
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3296	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1