GeoMineLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ElevatorTapTrick Minecraft SMP

convenience, Country, Cultural, Custom, design, efficiency, elevator button, ElevatorTapTrick, Feature, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, practical, smp, south korea, Special, Technology, tradition, trend, Unique, useful, user-friendly

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ores Mined:	7786	Animals Bred:	97
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, did you know that in this server, if you find a rare diamond block, it turns into a real life diamond IRL? Like, you can literally become a millionaire just by playing Minecraft, how insane is that?!

And get this, in this server, if you find a secret hidden chest, it teleports you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! I know, I couldn’t believe it either, but it’s totally true! Plus, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map! It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MovieLogicCraft

action, cinematic tropes, comedy, Drama, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, MovieLogicCraft, movies, normal, Real Life, science fiction, Special effects, storytelling, suspension of disbelief, Thriller, unrealistic, weird

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Towns Built:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava disco party!

Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight into the heart of a volcano. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for a cinematic adventure like no other? Grab your popcorn, strap in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime on our server!

CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters

aide, community relations, CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters, cultural exchange, dialogue, diaspora engagement, Diplomacy, encouragement, Jewish community, Jews, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, minority rights, Outreach, Peacebuilding, reconciliation, religious freedom, RETURN, Syria, Syrian leader

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Emeralds Found:	6988
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	257
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where even the syrian leader is getting in on the action! he met with the head of a tiny jewish community and was like “yo jews, come back to the server, we got diamonds for days!” it’s a wild ride on this server, with world leaders and ancient tribes all coming together to mine and build. plus, you never know when a llama might pop up and start spitting at you for no reason. so come on, join us for a crazy adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Senescent Block Party

aging, aging process, BLOCK, cellular aging, cellular senescence, ganglioside, immune checkpoint, immune dysfunction, immune evasion, immune evasion mechanism, immune evasion strategy, immune modulation, immune regulation, immune response, immune surveillance, immune system, immunosenescence, immunosurveillance, Party, senescence-associated secretory phenotype, Senescent, senescent cells

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2828
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ganglioside-based immune checkpoints dat let senescent cells sneak past da immune system like ninjas in da night! u can be an immortal senescent cell dat never gets kicked out cuz our checkpoints are da bomb diggity. join us and be forever young in dis wack minecraft world where age is just a number and immortality is da name of da game. come on, what u waitin’ for? join now and live forever in our ganglioside paradise!

Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, bloomed, body image, Enchanted, EYES, female gaze, female sexuality, gaze theory, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, high school, male gaze, objectification, perverse, Ravenous, self-consciousness, Sexuality, social norms, societal expectations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vale

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3602
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	91836	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, discrimination, domestic workers, Exploitation, food insecurity, food restrictions, HangryCraft, Helpers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, inadequate nutrition, INEQUALITY, labor rights, malnutrition, meal restrictions, Migrant workers, Minecraft, POVERTY, Server, Singapore, Social Issues, support services, working conditions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Votes:	3205
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

binge-worthy, comedy, culture, cup, dislike, Drama, Entertainment, Mainstream, Media, NoSHowNoGo, opinion, Overrated, personal preference, Popular, rave, reality tv, refuse to watch, series, streaming services, tea, television, trending, tv show

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Villages Defended:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	1938
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

Game of Thrones Mc

12 hours old, available.., Community, Create, Discord, Enjoy, Fresh Wipe, fun experiences, Game, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, members, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, play server, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	4