so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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