GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

achievement, Armed Forces, Army, ceremony, commander in chief, Defense, general, GeneralSyrskyis, Government, Honor, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Official, president, Promotion, RANK, recognition, Server, Syrskyi, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	959941
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Potions Brewed:	104	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	8870

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Votes:	1361
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
New Chunks Explored:	809336	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	4645	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Votes:	6789	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	9285
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8630	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Animals Bred:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!