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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7074 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
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And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!