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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6624 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!