/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

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Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9880	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Electric Stitch Heal Speed

advanced healing techniques, biodegradable materials, biodegradable polymers, bioelectricity, biomedical engineering, cells, Electric, electrical stitches, electricity generation, Friction, hasten healing, heal, healing, innovative stitches, magnesium, medical advancements, medical technology, muscle movement, muscle stimulation, muscle-powered healing, SPEED, Stitch, sustainable healthcare, tissue regeneration

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	672753	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/anonymousmc/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Badlands Goblins
Server IP	play.badlandsgoblins.com
Server Type	PvP, Survival

About the Server:

Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
What type of gameplay is available?	The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
Are there any rules to follow?	Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

7.1 release, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FemHroth, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Mullholand Drive, NA, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, Server, Shared FATE farming, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Yanxia, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

#workout, Adult, creative writing, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, Exercise, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, FITNESS, Gym Edition, Minecraft, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7567
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DadIssues Minecraft Server

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DadIssues, emotions, family, father daughter, forgiveness, Honesty, love, Minecraft, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

achievement, celebrating achievements, Communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, GitGudDaughter, MineCraftMama, motivation, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Setting goals, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage development, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MayoRage Minecraft Server

anger, beheading, brutality, city mayor, Community, Corruption, crime, disgust, Government, Justice, law enforcement, MayoRage, mexico, Minecraft, mourning, Outrage, political violence, public outcry, Public Safety, Server, social unrest, Tragedy, violence

LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6921	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	New Chunks Explored:	953699
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8