haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Potions Brewed: 180 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 187 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Potions Brewed: 49 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Star Shards Collected: 127

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4218
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magic Items Found: 8359

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • RelativesRageCraft

    RelativesRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

    BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
    so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

    Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

    Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Zombie Dances: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Robo Brain Minecraft Server

    Robo Brain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 144 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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