LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Buildings Constructed: 30 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Void Gems Collected: 38

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 453763 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 New Chunks Explored: 399941
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Crops Grown: 5852
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Alien Abductions: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ores Mined: 6183
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ores Mined: 8780
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1589 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9938

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7310
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Potions Brewed: 135 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 5639

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Emeralds Found: 1276
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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