GazaAidCrisisCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, Cabal, cryptocurrency, cults, decentralized finance, financial markets, GENIUS, Investment, market manipulation, memecoins, Minecraft, Ponder, pump and dump, shilling, shitcoins, smp, speculation, supply control, Tokens, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of a secret cabal that controls the economy of the server by hoarding memecoins and manipulating their value.

Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BimboCraft – Friends Edition

Apology, BimboCraft, class differences, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Drama, Edition, Empathy, Friends, friendship, generational differences, group dynamics, Honesty, insensitivity, intelligence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, young adult

Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JobDifficultyMC SMP

arduous employment, challenging career, challenging role, daunting profession, demanding responsibilities, demanding work, difficult job, difficult tasks, exhausting work, grueling work, hard labor, intense job, JobDifficultyMC, laborious career, overwhelming occupation, smp, strenuous position, stressful job, stressful occupation, taxing job, tough profession, tough work

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftingChronicles

altering the course of history, altering the past, alternate history, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, butterfly effect, change history, CraftingChronicles, hindsight, historical events, historical impact, historical revision, past decisions, pivotal moments, reshaping the past, rewriting history, rewriting the timeline, significant changes, time travel, turning point, what if

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyTribute Hallelujah

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

conservative dress, dehumanization., Dehumanize, gender bias, gender dynamics, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender studies, Masculinity, objectification, Perception, physiological changes, psychological effects, sexism, sexualization cues, social psychology, societal influences, societal norms, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Women, Zone

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Active players, Anticheat, bed explosion, bedrock version support, Combat log, community focus, cpvp zone, Difficulty, Discord, Duke, established SMP, java version support, more info, nether roof, no p2w, Patch, Potato, PvP, Server, simple voice chat, singapore hosting, smp, spuds, spvp zone, tpa / home, Version, World Borders

Server Information
Server IP:	play.potatosmp.org
Server Version:	1.21.1

Features
Singapore Hosting
Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
Java Version Support 1.20+
Simple Voice Chat
Combat Log
Anticheat
TPA / Home
SPVP Zone
CPVP Zone
Community-Focused
No P2W

Server Settings
Difficulty: Hard
Nether Roof: Enabled
Bed Explosion: Disabled

World Borders
Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

Join our Discord for more info here

FAQs

How many active players are on the server?

There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

What are the server’s world border sizes?

The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SonWarsCraft

Assistance, autoimmune condition, blood transfusions, childcare, Childcare costs, Consultation, Crisis, daycare, Fairness, family, flare up, grandkids, Healthcare, medication, parenting, responsibilities, Retirement, Siblings, SonWarsCraft, Support, surgery

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

Adventure, Beach, BeachVsMountainsMC, beauty, Escape, Exploration, Hiking, Mountains, Nature, outdoors, Peace, Preference, Relaxation, sand, scenery, Serenity, smp, Sun, Tranquility, travel, vacation, Waves

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

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Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

Asia, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomatic, donetsk, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, International, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, News, north korean, OFFICER, relations, Revenge, sanctions, Tension, Tragedy, violence, War

join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2