Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Emeralds Found: 7537 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8210
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Enchantments Applied: 257
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 139 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 250726 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/minecraft-create-mod-automatic-tree-farm/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

    QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!
    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/minecraft-filme-geleia/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
    • Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
    • Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
    • Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

    Insane Stories from Our Server:

    Story Description
    The Great Creeper Parade One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
    The Mystery of the Talking Pig Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

    Ready to Join the Fun?

    Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

    WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!
    The Craziest <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/michi-miauu/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

    Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

    Reasons to Join:

    • Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
    • Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
    • Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
    • Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

    Insane Stories:

    One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

    Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 New Chunks Explored: 354000
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty

    BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty
    Join Our <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/consensus-decision-making/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

    Reasons to Join:

    Insane Stories:

    Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!

    Join the madness now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • WifeCrafters: Post Your Wifes Minecraft Server

    WifeCrafters: Post Your Wifes Minecraft Server

    Join Our Epic <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/ball-pit-for-kids/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Join us on our server for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join:

    Insane Stories Await!

    • Legend has it, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of creepers that only the bravest players can find!
    • Rumor has it you can ride a unicorn into battle against an army of zombies – only on our server!
    • Players have reported encountering a friendly Ender Dragon who gives out tips on building epic structures!

    Amazing Features You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!

    • Our server has a built-in mini-game where you compete against other players in a chicken jousting tournament!
    • We have a dynamic weather system that randomly turns all the blocks into diamonds – talk about a lucky day!
    • Every full moon, players can transform into werewolves and wreak havoc on the pixelated landscape!

    But Wait, There’s More!

    • Join now and get a free pet creeper that sings Rick Astley songs on command!
    • Every player gets their own personal lava castle complete with a hot tub and disco ball!
    • We hold weekly building contests where the winner receives a real-life diamond – shipped straight to their door!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2706 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

    Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

    Join Our Epic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/national-open/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Alien Invasions: Yes, you read that right. Expect unexpected invasions from aliens who are determined to take over our server!
    • Secret Underground Lair: Explore a hidden underground lair filled with treasure, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two!
    • Talking Animals: Who needs boring old domestic animals when you can have animals that talk, sing, and dance?
    • Pixelated Zombies: Our zombies come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re not your average brain-eating undead!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

    BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

    Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

    Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

    So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

    LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server
    > be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Runes Activated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 328
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

    MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite
    Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

    Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

    So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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