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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	3711	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	250	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	2537	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Farms Harvested:	902
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	104	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	52

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NukeOilRedLineCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, escalation warning, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear targets, NukeOilRedLineCraft, oil targets, red line, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, War

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyChats – NoAds, NoTrolls, JustFun

Ads, bounded social media places, control, CraftyChats, digital communication, echo chambers, Groups, Harassment, influencers, information sharing, justfun, NoAds, NoTrolls, online communities, online privacy, online safety, polarized posts, private chats, research, Risks, social media, social-networking, University of Michigan, user behavior

so, like, u know how social media can be, like, totally annoying with all the ads and influencers and stuff? well, this server is, like, the total opposite of that! we have our own little world where u can escape all that noise and just chill with ur friends in peace. no annoying ads, no fake influencers, just good vibes all around. plus, we have, like, the best memes and inside jokes that u won’t find anywhere else. come join us and be part of our epic community where u can be urself without any judgement or drama. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2