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HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Farms Harvested:	605	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3971	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	968614
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	240
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4808

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6096	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12