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PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

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Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	2571

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4289	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
New Chunks Explored:	426340	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.