LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF
    Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

    DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 143

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

    Blocky Celeb PrezCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Potions Brewed: 191
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EmpCraft

    EmpCraft

    New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

    CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magic Items Found: 8058
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 759

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Infinite Cobblestone

    Infinite Cobblestone
    Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

    Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

    Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 211562 Dimension Hops: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Prepare for war

    Prepare for war

    Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

    • Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

    What are you waiting for? Join now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4708 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Dragon Scales Harvested: 287

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Veylix

    Veylix

    Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

    Join veylix.net today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Perception LOLcraft

    Perception LOLcraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

    But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

    Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

    So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

    SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PresidentialShockerLOLZ

    PresidentialShockerLOLZ
    Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Alpine-Craft

    Alpine-Craft

    New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Childhood Bops MC

    Childhood Bops MC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

    Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

    Left or Right? Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

    Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

    But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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