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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	909
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8566	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	3508	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Emeralds Found:	9717	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6990	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1925
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Emeralds Found:	6954
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Items Found:	8576
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7126	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

play.mineheart.net