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Players:	107/500	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7120	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	825435
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8723	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	9519
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1531	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	239
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Void Gems Collected:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	3249
Potions Brewed:	144	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8923	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	88
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Votes:	8668
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ores Mined:	6732	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co