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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2493	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2916
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2706	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5730
Crops Grown:	7452	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ores Mined:	8586
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Animals Bred:	57	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Divine Spears Created:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6500
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1691	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	1381
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Votes:	9581	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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