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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7747
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	53
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5268

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	843574
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Buildings Constructed:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Star Shards Collected:	226
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	248	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8407	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz