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Players:	102/800	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Items Found:	2669	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Animals Bred:	142	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	165	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	166968

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	134

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Star Shards Collected:	131	Towns Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	3418	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5230	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3678	Magic Items Found:	6213
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net