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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1531
Votes:	7985	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5743

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1050
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	New Chunks Explored:	768391
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2561	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8854	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Buildings Constructed:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us