| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7687 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.
So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 985314 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
