| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 919245 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 926 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6113 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5273 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 339 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 349 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
