Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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