FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.
So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!
But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.
also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.
so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7293 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.
Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
