FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8070 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn and chaos ensued as everyone tried to catch a ride on it. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And let’s not forget the time when the entire server was turned into a giant game of hide-and-seek with the prize being a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us on our server. Just remember, you never know what to expect when you’re playing with a group of players who are so ahead of the curve that even Gen Z can’t keep up.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 138 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.
So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 76 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!
But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8125 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.
also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.
so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
