FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7486 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 102 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Emeralds Found: | 5430 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 584 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 193 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
