so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7977
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Magic Items Found: 4786
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 666
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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