so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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