so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 71 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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