so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 164

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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