so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Chimeras Created: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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