so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY