come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9814 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Star Shards Collected: 259 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 504808 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 416 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 181
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Mines Excavated: 4335

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

    ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

    We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 270 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
    21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
    Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
    What are some of the server features? The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
    Is there a discord community associated with the server? Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
    Are there any special events or limited time servers? Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
    What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period? Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CoolCraft Minecraft Server

    CoolCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

    Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Animals Bred: 132 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoShowSis Minecraft Server

    NoShowSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Items Found: 1356
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 8441
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFreeloaderCraft

    GFreeloaderCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

    Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

    But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crops Grown: 7856
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BadAdviceMC SMP

    BadAdviceMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoHabitChangeMC

    NoHabitChangeMC
    Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

    So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

    Discord Blocked Minecraft Server
    So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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